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Beds, Beards and Bartos!

So among all what we are hoping is useful information it’s always good to have a pile of nonsense just to give you little insights into the kind of idiots we are!

First of all Ian seems to getting beaten with the lethargy stick pretty hard and so often he can be seen lying on beaches, floors and basically anywhere looking for a quick snooze. This is undoubtedly due to the heat (having a Haribo kid haircut doesn’t help him) and the fact he keeps eating every few hours! I can’t complain about this as a sleeping Thomo is a quiet Thomo!!!!!

I am seeking to try and grow my most impressive beard to date. I Think in the past I had managed to pretty much make it to just over a month without shaving and I’m not going to lie the outcome was both creepy and stupid looking as the rest of my face still looks relatively childish!! To date I believe I am on around 3 weeks, so as the beard grows the photos (when we finally get around to them….I say that every time I mention a pic) will become increasingly hard on the eyes! Considering i am someone who can feel quite lonely without (and crave) female companionship (obviously this means i must be quite lonely all the time right??!!) this is defiantly not going to help me!

For those of you who have seen the film Chopper (a must if you haven’t) this may make more sense than those who have not, but that’s not to say it makes any sense at all, there is a character called Neville Bartos!  Around a month and a half ago Thomo bought an excessive amount of neck jewellery from Primarni (aka Primark) and with his Greek look I couldn’t help but notice he looked like Neville Bartos! I then proceeded to rip him and take photographic evidence. Ever since, any piece of jewellery has been called ‘Bartos’, e.g. “have you seen that new piece of Bartos I bought” (makes no sense). Further to this Bartos then started becoming an insult and we were calling everyone a Bartos, again stupid. Matters weren’t helped when we found out the currency of Thailand was Baht, so I don’t think I need to say what we now called Baht……….!!!

If any of that makes sense, then you are weird, if any of that is funny, then you are a friend, and if any of that makes you think ‘what a pair of douches’ and you are never going to read our blog again then to you we say goodbye.

Love Scotty x

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About Scotty

Neurotically moaning my way around the world I aim to experience as much as I can and escape traditional British living. Travelling with my best friend Thomo (I hate him really), I hope to share my experiences with you, while constantly ripping on Ian and belittling myself. Should make for some fun times. (Circa 2012)Now older, fatter & somewhat wiser, I find myself sucked back into the 9-5 grind. With new responsibilities, but a never dwindling love for travel, I strive to regain the life I wanted, with my son and partner in toe...........is it possible to get the prefect mix? We shall see. (April 2017)

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