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Crab vs Bull

Today we had breakfast (and sliming vanity driven fruit smoothie for Ian and an attempted healthy but gone wrong somewhere, pineapple pancake with honey) and followed it with a very bromantic stroll down the beach….just to give you an insight into what we talk about, we were discussing who would win in a fight between a crab (of large size) and a bull, as I was laughing at Lee Evan’s joke about how hard a crab looks but if you started on it, it can only walk off sideways, to which Ian believes a bull can’t turn right?!?!?!? Thus fuelling a childish and meaningless discussion!!!

Who wins is your call???

Love Scotty xx

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About Scotty

Neurotically moaning my way around the world I aim to experience as much as I can and escape traditional British living. Travelling with my best friend Thomo (I hate him really), I hope to share my experiences with you, while constantly ripping on Ian and belittling myself. Should make for some fun times. (Circa 2012)Now older, fatter & somewhat wiser, I find myself sucked back into the 9-5 grind. With new responsibilities, but a never dwindling love for travel, I strive to regain the life I wanted, with my son and partner in toe...........is it possible to get the prefect mix? We shall see. (April 2017)

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  1. Seriously?!?!??

  2. I would say it depends on where they were having a fight. If it is on the beach the bull stands no chance as the crab pisses off into a tiny hole in the sand with his one massive claw raised in the air shouting “try and get down here MOFO”. However, in a field on the grass the crab would just sit there and go, “well I might as well take it like a man and admit defeat”.