Today we had breakfast (and sliming vanity driven fruit smoothie for Ian and an attempted healthy but gone wrong somewhere, pineapple pancake with honey) and followed it with a very bromantic stroll down the beach….just to give you an insight into what we talk about, we were discussing who would win in a fight between a crab (of large size) and a bull, as I was laughing at Lee Evan’s joke about how hard a crab looks but if you started on it, it can only walk off sideways, to which Ian believes a bull can’t turn right?!?!?!? Thus fuelling a childish and meaningless discussion!!!
Who wins is your call???
Love Scotty xx
Seriously?!?!??
I would say it depends on where they were having a fight. If it is on the beach the bull stands no chance as the crab pisses off into a tiny hole in the sand with his one massive claw raised in the air shouting “try and get down here MOFO”. However, in a field on the grass the crab would just sit there and go, “well I might as well take it like a man and admit defeat”.