Live Free Die Travelling Your Guide to Financial Independence and a Life of Travel 
Today we had breakfast (and sliming vanity driven fruit smoothie for Ian and an attempted healthy but gone wrong somewhere, pineapple pancake with honey) and followed it with a very bromantic stroll down the beach….just to give you an insight into what we talk about, we were discussing who would win in a fight between a crab (of large size) and a bull, as I was laughing at Lee Evan’s joke about how hard a crab looks but if you started on it, it can only walk off sideways, to which Ian believes a bull can’t turn right?!?!?!? Thus fuelling a childish and meaningless discussion!!!
Who wins is your call???
Love Scotty xx
Seriously?!?!??
I would say it depends on where they were having a fight. If it is on the beach the bull stands no chance as the crab pisses off into a tiny hole in the sand with his one massive claw raised in the air shouting “try and get down here MOFO”. However, in a field on the grass the crab would just sit there and go, “well I might as well take it like a man and admit defeat”.